"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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