I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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