How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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