just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize