p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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