Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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