I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
