Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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