it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
even my farts smell like vagina
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
