: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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