These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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