FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm too high and old for this...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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