Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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