The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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