that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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i dont even know how to be here
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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