we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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