well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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