I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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