Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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