can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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