No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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