Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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