Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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