Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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