Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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