Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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