I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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