i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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