She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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