I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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