i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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