I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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