Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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