i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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