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my soul wont recognize me after tonight
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
this hospital has no fireball
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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