Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When did angry sex become our thing?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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