ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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