Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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