Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
only if we run a train.
done.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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