If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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