Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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