...so i touched it.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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