i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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