I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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