Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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