Can i not drive my cunt home
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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