porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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