Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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