You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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