Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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