Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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