I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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