he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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