So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
