Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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