he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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